2020: BABYLON BEE (288)
MARCH God To Ignore Quarantine And Continue Being Everywhere Lysol Introduces Shoulder-Mounted Turret That Automatically Blast Anyone Who Coughs Within Six Feet Of You Burger King Sends Email Informing Customers…
MARCH God To Ignore Quarantine And Continue Being Everywhere Lysol Introduces Shoulder-Mounted Turret That Automatically Blast Anyone Who Coughs Within Six Feet Of You Burger King Sends Email Informing Customers…
JANUARY Russell St. BBQ closes both Portland restaurants, files for bankruptcy Canzano: Oregon Ducks' football secret sauce steals the stage at Rose Bowl Portland Commissioner Nick Fish dies of cancer…
JANUARY Iran backed militiamen withdraw from embassy siege as more American troops deployed That Didn't Age Well: Read their comments: Key Democrats out to impeach Trump haunted by their own…
JANUARY Disneyland with my invisible guest Trump's totally real favorite books list Trump orders killing of Iran's Soleimani Mando & Witcher: Our gig economy heros The case against binge watching…
JANUARY Arkansas judge in Hunter Biden paternity case mysteriously recuses himself Schumer: New unredacted emails show need for impeachment witnesses World's most feared drone: CIA's MQ-9 Reaper killed Soleimani 'The…
JANUARY Donald Trump tells Iran it would be a 'bad idea' for them to go to war as he rings in the New Year at a very lavish Mar-a-Lago party…
JANUARY 2020's new rules: Here are the new laws that take effect this year Democrats seize on newly revealed emails that appear to implicate Trump in Ukraine aid freeze Iran's…
JANUARY Weed is legal in another state. Here are other new laws for 2020 Documents link hold on Ukraine aid to Trump Lawmakers question strike's timing and legality Trump warns…
JANUARY ‘No lives lost': Trump holds fire on 'big missiles,' talks peace after Iran's strikes on US bases in Iraq Trump confirms more sanctions against Iran, says Tehran plane crash…
JANUARY US troops deployed to Middle East after Baghdad embassy siege Amazon: Tech giant threatened to fire employee for speaking out on climate, workers say Airstrikes targeting Iraqi militia reported…