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MARCH God To Ignore Quarantine And Continue Being Everywhere Lysol Introduces Shoulder-Mounted Turret That Automatically Blast Anyone Who Coughs Within Six Feet Of You Burger King Sends Email Informing Customers…
JANUARY Foreign Money Threat High Priority for Incoming FEC Chairwoman U.S. to Protect Kurds From Turks in Syria Exit, Bolton Says When Mueller Issues a Report, Trump May Try to…
JANUARY Iran protests have violent night; at least 12 dead overall 2 Democrats to be sworn in as senators, narrow GOP majority US to end policy that let legal pot…
JANUARY GOP field rips Obama's move toward executive action to tighten gun control laws Trump Organization says proposed UK ban over Muslim remarks 'a dangerous precedent' Latest batch of Clinton…
JANUARY GOP needs to pump new blood: Column Gunman killed, 4 hostages feared dead at Paris market Saudi prince: $100-barrel oil 'never' again Supreme Court agrees to rule on gay…
JANUARY Trump: Warren's 'psychiatrist' knows whether she thinks she can win White House in 2020 Former NY Times editor rips Trump coverage as biased Rashida Tlaib calls Trump an expletive…
JANUARY Donald Trump Goes Full Fredo The Voters Abandoning Donald Trump Pandemonium and Rage in Hawaii Organized Labor's Growing Class Divide The Plot Against America There's No Way Mueller Will…
JANUARY Gunman kills at least 35 in New Year's attack on Istanbul nightclub Here are the eight Trump Cabinet picks Democrats plan to target House Republicans vote to rein in…
JANUARY Iran backed militiamen withdraw from embassy siege as more American troops deployed That Didn't Age Well: Read their comments: Key Democrats out to impeach Trump haunted by their own…
JANUARY Clinton emails: Billionaire Soros said he regretted backing Obama Skywriting above Rose Parade: 'Trump is disgusting' Rand Paul: Hillary will 'take us back to war' Bill gutting ObamaCare would…