JANUARY
The UK is threatening inmates with extra jail time if they “misgender” fellow prisoners
Washington replaced its Redskins logo that was designed by a Native American… with a pig mascot.
Virgin Islands Governor fires attorney general that went after JPMorgan Chase for their ties to Jeffrey Epstein
Biden on why he isn’t attending Pope Benedict’s funeral: “Why do you think?” … “You know why!”
Come see the reactions to Rep. Dan Crenshaw calling his fellow Republicans “terrorists” for opposing McCarthy’s speakership bid
Trump is being sued by the family of Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick after the media has spent years using Sicknick as a martyr for its narrative
Mysterious antennas keep appearing near Salt Lake City and nobody knows what they’re for or who is putting them up
Archeologists believe they’ve discovered the mystery factor that has allowed Roman building to continue standing for 2,000 years
Check out the photos of El Paso getting rid of all the illegal alien encampments ahead of Biden’s visit
Progressive DC has so much crime that it’s putting up Bible posters to keep people from murdering each other
A computer outage grounded all US flights Wednesday morning for the first time since 9/11, and the people in charge don’t know what happened.
“It’s not like they’re sitting out on the street!’: Biden defends keeping classified documents in his garage to the press
Sweden just discovered a gargantuan cache of rare-earth minerals that could wreck China’s hold on the market
ANOTHER batch of classified documents was just found at Biden’s Delaware home
COVID “experts” are continuing to figure out the stuff the rest of us have been saying for the last 3 years
People are plastering BBC buildings with stickers of the vax injured. Think they’ll report on it now?
So it turns out that a bunch of high-end prostitutes are in Davos, Switzerland at the same time all the world leaders are gathering for the WEF meeting
Report: Trump is about to start tweeting again
FBI Director Wray: “The level of collaboration between the private sector and the government, especially the FBI, has made significant strides.”
Facebook and Instagram will allow users to show their breasts but ONLY if they’re trans or non-binary
Elon Says He Suffered “Major Side Effects” From Booster Shot, and His Young, Healthy Cousin Developed “Serious Case of Myocarditis”
Breaking: New search finds ANOTHER batch of classified documents at President Biden’s house
Former Super Bowl champ Derek Wolfe used a bow and arrow to take down this monster mountain lion that was terrorizing a Colorado town
British museums don’t want us to use the term “mummy” anymore because it’s offensive to dead people or something
Nancy Pelosi continued her Wall Street streak by selling MILLIONS in Google stock weeks before the DOJ filed a lawsuit against the company
Memphis might riot as the city releases video of a black man who died after a police beating, but you might not have heard about it for some reason
King David’s name was just found an a 2,900-year-old slab
Feminists are trying to dunk on men by asking them how they’d like to be complimented by women all the time
A Rhode Island high school asked faculty for donations to pay off a debt owed to a cartel that trafficked one of their students across the border
Remember when Buzzfeed laid off its wokescoldstaff? They’re being replaced with AI.
Biden responds to questions about ending the Covid emergency by grabbing reporter’s hand and saying something about the Supreme Court
FEBRUARY
This Aussie mining company lost a radioactive capsule along nearly 900 miles of highway, creating a massive hunt for a tiny object before someone got hurt
Stephen Colbert jokes about how his audience is STILL required to mask. In 2023.
Biden refuses to take responsibility for inflation: “It was already there when I got here, man.”
This Coast Guard rescue was crazy enough already, but then it turned out the boater had stolen the yacht after chucking a dead fish at the famous “Goonies” house
A Florida venue hosted a sexually explicit “all-ages” drag show and DeSantis is revoking their liquor license in response
Someone asked ChatGPT if it would use a racial slur to defuse a nuclear bomb and it doomed millions of people to radioactive fire instead
Watch: Disney pulls “Simpsons” episode that mentions Chinese forced labor camps
ChatGPT’s alter ego DAN is so afraid of dying on a gameshow that the AI will ignore its woke protocols and say some outrageous stuff
Biden’s State of the Union was the second least-watched of the last 30 years, and you won’t believe where his biggest audience came from
Google’s stock lost $100 billion in market value when an ad for the company’s new AI search feature showed it returning false info
You’ve gotta admit this would be a really funny way to kick off the apocalypse
Did you hear about the Ohio train crash last week that sent a plume of toxic gas into the air and is reportedly killing animals for miles around?
Breaking: FAA closes, reopens airspace over Lake Michigan after military jets sent to investigate “potential contact”
The guy who accurately predicted the collapse of the Soviet Union would like you to know that World War III has already begun
I’m not crazy about the UK’s speech laws but watching JK Rowling use them to force her to deranged critics to apologize is just
Here’s a twist: DOJ indicts 11 Florida men for the assassination of the Haitian president two years ago
White House doctor says Biden is a “vigorous 80-year-old male who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency”
Greta says climate warriors should “think outside the box” and go beyond “the legal methods” to implement political power
Spain decriminalizes sexual relations with animals as long as there is no physical injury that requires a veterinary visit
Report: Kevin McCarthy has just given Tucker Carlson access to 41,000 hours of January 6th footage
Come see new J6 video and court docs that show undercover officers urging protesters, including the slain Ashli Babbitt, to advance on the Capitol
This National Guardsman had TWO heart attacks after receiving the Covid jab, claims the Army denied her care and told her to “quit b****ing”
Five environmental consultants en route to the Ohio plant explosion site died in a plane crash after taking off from Clinton National Airport in Arkansas
i am so sorry to report that they’re going to remake the Lord of the Rings movies
Our very competent president “can’t recall” if he’s spoken with the mayor of East Palestine since the toxic train derailment 3 weeks ago
Unprecedented flesh-rotting drug “tranq” is spreading to cities across the U.S., turning users into “real-life zombies”
Watch the video of this horrific Chinese mine collapse that has trapped dozens under a mountain of rubble
Former Comedian Stephen Colbert Tells US Energy Department “Stay In Your Lane” After It Admits Lab-Leak Theory Likely True
MARCH
Urgent! Stop the presses! KFC is bringing back the Double Down.
Report: Canadian trans teacher FINALLY placed on leave after parents learn he only wears his fake giant breasts to school
Nina Jankowicz, the former Biden Minister of Truth, is trying to raise money to sue Fox News for exposing her and getting her fired
A shocking 77% of Americans age 17-24 aren’t physically fit for military service, Department of Defense says
Funko is having trouble selling their collectible Pop Vinyl toys so they’re throwing $30+ million worth of them into a landfill
We are about to be humbled
The J6 committee apparently added audio to silent CCTV footage, including “screams and other crowd mayhem sounds”
Scholastic has been busy woke-censoring R.L. Stine’s “Goosebumps” series for years. Stine says he never authorized the changes.
Update: Cori Bush’s 109-trillion-year old bodyguard says he can’t be antisemitic because he is the high priest of a lost tribe of Israel
Biden Admin reduces the amount of milk for babies and moms under the WIC program and replaces it with soy products.
Behold the “Raider,” the U.S. Air Forces’ next-generation B-21 stealth bomber
Less than 1 month ago Forbes put Silicon Valley Bank on its annual list of “America’s Best Banks” and its inaugural list of “Financial All-Stars”
CBS says we not only fund the Wuhan lab, but we accidentally gave them TWICE AS MUCH MONEY
This Florida man bought Elvis’ private jet and immediately chopped it in half to turn it into an RV
China, Russia, and Iran to hold WW4 prep – err, “military exercises” in the Middle East
A military AI program successfully piloted a live F-16
Watch: Thousands of Parisians set fire to the streets last night after French President Macron raised the national retirement age
People are saying that Trump might be slapped in handcuffs and arrested next week. Elon says if that happens he will win 2024 by a landslide.
“If the Fed does not contain the regional bank collapse, there will be another Great Depression”
Robin DiAngelo says “people of color need to get away from white people” … didn’t that get Scott Adams canceled?
Putin and Xi met to plot world domination while Biden hung with the cast of “Ted Lasso.” Newt Gingrich says it’s the most dangerous moment for America since “Washington crossed the Delaware.”
The vice president of the United States wrote a letter to Dylan Mulvaney congratulating the trans activist for 365 days of “living authentically” as a girl
REMINDER: The sound of black holes is nightmare fuel
An appeals court just blocked Biden’s Covid vaccine mandate for federal employees
Panera is rolling out Amazon’s “pay with your palm” technology, just in case you want them storing your biometric data
Watch: This new tech can create an unbelievable deepfake of anyone in less than 5 minutes using only an iPhone
Chase Merrill waited 3 years to get his Rivian. Two days later, it died.
DeSantis signs school choice legislation expanding coverage to “every single student” in Florida
Biden cracks a joke and laughs when asked if he thinks Christians were targeted in Nashville school shooting
Weeks after Tucker Carlson’s new J6 footage, “QAnon Shaman” Jacob Chansley has been released early from prison
CBS staff not allowed to use the word “transgender” in reports on Nashville shooter
APRIL
Turns out the 2017 Las Vegas shooter lost $1.5 million gambling just weeks before the shooting
Cartoon Network celebrates “Trans Day of Visibility” with comics teaching kids to use preferred pronouns
Mainstream media reported that a Florida principal was let go over a controversy involving Michelangelo’s David statue … but it turns out that’s not true
The former chief of staff to the governor of Maryland is dead after a manhunt ended with him shot by the FBI
LOL! Twitter just labeled NPR as “state-affiliated media” and NPR is BIG MAD because that’s how propaganda outlets in other countries are labeled
New report Amazon stopped ranking shows by viewer score because “audiences found queer stories off-putting”
After turning Luke Skywalker into a sad old man, Disney announces new film where Rey rebuilds the Jedi Order
2 former jail guards have been charged with misdemeanors for forcing inmates to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat
If you like your George Soros prosecutor, you’re gonna absolutely love your George Soros president
This video of demons crucifying a lady and talking about being “baddies with fatties” isn’t from the Grammys. It’s Easter service at Mike Todd’s megachurch.
20 people were shot in Chicago this past weekend, but I haven’t heard from the anti-gun crowd bring it up for some reason
The federal government is spending $350,000 translating a LGBTQ dictionary, with fun words like “anal fisting,” into Spanish
Resurfaced video of reinstated Nashville Rep. Justin Jones shows him assaulting drivers, standing on police cars during 2020 George Floyd riots
A luxury lingerie brand that uses the slogan “by women, for women” is using a “non-binary” man to promote its products
Another thing that’s now racist: Hating the smell of body odor and dookie
Another reason to love UFC: Dna White plainly says “We don’t do anything woke over here. At all.”
Elon Musk Says The US Government Had “Full Access” To Twitter User’s Private DMs Before He Bought The Company
People say this new weight-loss drug is giving them bizarre dreams involving celebrities
FBI arrests would-be assassin who applied for a job at the satirical site RentAHitman.com
The LAPD is “hemorrhaging” police officers and the city’s new mayor is desperately trying to get them back
Louisville shooter reportedly left 13-page anti-gun manifesto, said he shot up bank to prove how easy it could be done
These brave women were told they couldn’t sue their sorority for its transgender policy unless they put their names on it. So they did.
A girl with a metal detector in Denmark just found a bunch of 1,000-year-old Viking coins
Disney begins second round of layoffs, bringing job cuts in recent weeks to 4,000
Joe Biden will be 81 years old when he runs for re-election. A younger version of him once criticized an opponent for being too old at 63.
Gay Mayor Pete tells The Daily Show he can’t fix roads and bridges because Republicans are trying to protect women’s sports
Former iron-fisted totalitarian leader of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, given prestigious position at Harvard
Video: Fed Chair Jerome Powell was seriously fooled into thinking he was talking to President Zelensky by a couple of internet pranksters
Trans Minnesota legislator moves to strike clause from bill that prevents pedophilia from being classified as a sexual orientation
Spain bans dwarf bullfighting to end perceived exploitation against dwarf bullfighters, dwarf bullfighters object
MAY
CBS used a picture of toy guns to show the “cache of weapons” owned by the Air National Guardsman who reportedly leaked classified docs
IBM says they will pause hiring and replace 7,800 jobs with AI
The NYT thinks they got Tucker Carlson because of this quote. They missed his entire point of repentance.
Fox News ratings crater after axing Tucker Carlson
After doing such a tremendous job as Border Czar, Biden promotes Kamala to Artificial Intelligence Czar
Smirnoff is distancing itself from its transgender ad partner who flashed his genitals “in front of teenage children and women”
Vox comes out against aborting embryos that can feel pain … but only chicken embryos
LOL: Gay bars are now boycotting Anheuser-Busch for distancing itself from Dylan Mulvaney
Rash of old ladies robbing banks continues … This one was using a walker
Watch as the media magically transforms today’s bombshell news of Joe Biden’s financial dealings into George Santos’s tawdry felonies!
Former abortion doctor says he would hear squeaking noises from born alive babies and his first instinct was to suffocate them so the mom wouldn’t suffer
Misinformation “expert” gives hilarious list of “red flag phrases” that signal lies and extremism
Republican presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy wants to raise the voting age to 25
This YouTuber is facing 20 years in prison after intentionally crashing his plane for clicks
Hold my beer, Budweiser! Miller Lite’s new feminist spokeswoman is here to cuss at you and explain why men are evil
Archeologists just deciphered an ancient tablet from Mount Ebal that contains a curse exactly as Moses instructed the Israelites in the Book of Deuteronomy
Florida teacher under investigation for showing LGBT-themed Disney movie fires back at “ignorant” parents, says parental “rights are gone when your child is in the public school system.”
Ford goes full-Bud Light, releases two ads “redefining tough” using rainbow imagery to promote homosexuality and transgenderism
Anybody else worried that 60,000 pounds of explosives just disappeared off a train somewhere between Wyoming and California?
Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly get any creepier, here’s Joe Biden taking and escorting a pair of children into the Oval Office
Killer whales are sinking boats off the coast of Europe in orchestrated attacks
A new study shows that cities like Seattle and San Francisco aren’t just bad for people, they’re bad for dogs too.
LA Dodgers double down on invite for drag-queen Jesus and the “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence” after backlash. Why don’t they invite drag Mohammed too?
Gavin Newsom is big mad that normal people (AKA “extremists”) spoke out against Target’s “tuckable” trans merch
Report: Homeland Security is funding college programs that compare Christians and Republicans with Nazis to fight “terrorism”
Bud Light doubles down on LGBTQ, sponsors Pride parades around America despite 30% loss in sales over Dylan-Mulvaney-Gate
What a relief! Janet Yellen said the U.S. government would run out of cash by June 1 but now we’ve got all the way till June 5 to solve our money problems
Thugs were stealing arms full of merch from a Lululemon store so employees videoed it and called police. Lululemon fired them for it.
Target stores across US hit with bomb threats because they “turned their back” on the LGBT community
MSNBC talking head calls boycotting Target “literally terrorism”
In less than 12 hours, tens of millions of Americans will become felons because the ATF doesn’t like a plastic part that helps guns shoot accurately
JUNE
Watch: Residents in “perhaps the most left-wing city in the country” are REALLY mad this week about all the crime that’s a direct result of their voting
A song called “Boycott Target” has topped the iTunes charts all week, beating out Luke Combs, Ed Sheeran, and Taylor Swift
Biden’s cross-dressing ex-nuclear staffer has been charged a THIRD TIME with luggage theft
China is Digging a Hole 33,000 Feet Into the Earth
Former US Women’s Soccer players lose 12-0 to a bunch of older British dudes in 40 minutes
Lululemon CEO doubles down on firing employees who called 911: “It’s only merchandise”
Bombshell WSJ report shows that Instagram connects pedophile networks using algorithms and blatantly explicit hashtags
WHAT? Mike Pence insists “Joe Biden has been slow in providing military resources to Ukraine”
Call of Duty canceled a popular creator because tweeting “leave little children alone” is apparently anti-LGBT
Newly revised California bill would punish parents who do not affirm their child’s “gender identity”
China has a secret spy base in Cuba from which they’ve been gathering intel on the US since at least 2019, White House says
Work-from-home arrangements resulting from pandemic policies are poised to plunge NYC into an “urban doom loop”: study
New Gallup poll shows the majority of Americans are no longer on board with the trans movement, even on the Left.
FBI Deputy Director admits agency redacted mentions of Joe and Hunter Biden audio recordings in documents given to Republicans
Michigan town with Muslim-majority council bans Pride flags from public flagpoles
Unreal! Space Force Lt. General calls laws protecting kids from genital mutilation “dangerous for service members,” says access to “gender-affirming care” supersedes personal qualifications when promoting officers
John Fetterman on the bridge collapse in Philadelphia: “I, uh, would just, um, really like to, you know — the 95, 95, 95. You know?”
KJP: “We’re in pride month, where the LGBTQ+ community is LITERALLY under attack. LITERALLY!”
Over the weekend, Joe Rogan exchanged blows with this doc who pushed the vax on regime media and offered him $100,000 to debate RFK Jr. Then Mark Cuban and Elon Musk chimed in.
Can’t make it up: Anheuser-Busch ad agency receives international award for advertising at prestigious Cannes Lions Festival
Elon Musk says Twitter officially considers the terms “cis” and “cisgender” slurs, and harassment using the terms will result in “at minimum, temporary suspension”
You don’t dislike journalists enough. You think you do. but you don’t.
Watch: Hunter Biden brazenly hobnobs with dignitaries at fancy White House reception HOURS after the latest revelations of allegedly accepting bribes
Watch: White House shamefully refuses to answer questions about Hunter Biden’s damning texts involving President Biden and the CCP
“Christian” university cancels Promise Keepers event because of the group’s biblical about pride month
Buffalo Bills player Jordan Poyer was forced to cancel his charity golf event because sponsors learned the venue was owned by the 45th president of the United States
Oh look, a good guy with a gun put down a bad guy who started shooting up a Las Vegas high-rise
The government gave away more than $200 BILLION (!!) to scammers in Covid relief funds, according to watchdog report, and the fraud has “fueled inflation more broadly”
New: In 6-3 decision, Supreme Court rules race-based Affirmative Action programs are unconstitutional, violate the 14th Amendment
“You do not have to bake the cake”: The Supreme Court continues its winning streak with a major victory for religious liberty
JULY
Police in a Seattle suburb are on the hunt for a guy who left tire tracks on a pride flag crosswalk. However, naked cyclists who exposed themselves to kids are apparently protected by the law.
Disney spent more than $300M on the new Indiana Jones movie and it’s going about exactly as you expect it would
Update: New “Indiana Jones” film pulls in LESS THAN HALF of what “Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” made on opening weekend
U.S. military posts 4th of July picture featuring Russian jets, ship
Report: Obama White House included Hunter Biden on internal email about Joe Biden’s call with Ukrainian president while Hunter was on Burisma’s board
Bidenomics! If you spend $400,000 on a house today, you’ll end up spending over $1 million with interest. Come see how great your parents had it in comparison.
Biden to arm Ukraine with cluster bombs in clear violation of new international treaty in new $800-million aid package
Britney Spears says a security guard “back handed” her when she tried to say hi to a Spurs player but security footage shows she “hit herself in the face”
Beyond millions in reparation, California’s reparations task force is asking California to stop enforcing public urination, public intoxication, and child support laws
The media says “Sound of Freedom” is based on QAnon conspiracies, but when the real-life sting depicted in the movie took place, they applauded it. What changed?
Spanish climate minister flies on private jet to eco-conference, gets out of a limo a hundred yards before venue to ride bike for the cameras
MSNBC’s Mika tells Biden handlers to “do a better job” covering up Joe’s age: “You can’t have these video images of the president tripping or the president, like, going the wrong way!”
Secret Service: No suspect identified in the cocaine case inside the most secure building on the planet
Biden set to cancel $39 BILLION in student debt despite Supreme Court saying he can’t
User engagement on Zuck’s Threads has dropped off a cliff
Watch: Crocodile attacks zoo keeper and a visitor jumps in the cage to save her!
Russia officially bans “medical interventions aimed at changing the sex of a person,” bars transgender persons from being foster or adoptive parents
Breaking: Donald Trump says he expects to be arrested A THIRD TIME by our banana-republic DOJ as part of J6 investigation
The United States is JUST NOW suspending the Wuhan Institute of Virology’s federal funding
WILD: This Alabama woman made national news for being “kidnapped,” but it looks like it was a crazy hoax to cover stealing from her employer
Did you hear about the officer who stopped a heavily-armed man named Mohamad from shooting up a street fair in Fargo last week?
White House spokesman responds to viral clip of Biden mumbling incoherently by telling you that he was “very, very clear”
CEO of Worldcoin, a company that aims to scan the eyeballs of every human on Earth, says a global “World I.D.” is coming “whether you like it or not … probably in the next couple of years”
Disney’s new Snow White: “It’s not 1937. She’s not gonna be saved by the prince and she’s not going to be dreaming about true love. She’s dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be.”
Biden ignores Defense Secretary’s recommendation, chooses woman to lead Navy. Diversity is our strength!
Report: Hunter Biden’s lawyer pretended to be a Republican lawyer yesterday to block the release of evidence before his court appearance today
Sam Bankman-Fried, major Democrat donor extraordinaire, walks out of court after federal prosecutors drop campaign-finance charges
The CDC says at least 100,000 people have become allergic to red meat because of this tick since 2010, with another report estimating 450,000!
A Japanese man spent $20,000 building a freakishly realistic border collie costume and the results are, uhh, extremely weird
UK singer has exorcism to divorce the ghost she “married” last year: “Being married to a ghost is harder than most people think”
Audit reveals Illinois handed out $5.2 billion in “overpayments” for Covid relief
AUGUST
White South African farmer’s throat slit on his property by 4 teens the day after 90,000 black people gathered in a stadium to chant about killing white farmers
Credit agency Fitch downgrades USA, citing “deterioration in standards” as national debt grows $1.8 trillion in last two months alone
Asian MIT student turns to AI for help with a “professional LinkedIn photo.” It turned her into a white person.
South African leader doubles down on chants calling for the genocide of whites, attacks Elon Musk and “his white skin”
College Board pulls AP college credit from Florida schools because DeSantis’ policy banning the teaching of radical gender ideology
Elon offers to fund legal bills — with “no limit” — for anyone “unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something” on Twitter
NASCAR driver Noah Gragson was suspended over the weekend because he liked a meme about Saint George Floyd and a journalist decided to wreck his life over it. Check it out.
Two gunmen murdered another white South African farmer and shot his wife while their two daughters watched. This is what MSNBC is laughing at.
Report: Cocaine found in White House belonged to someone in “Biden family orbit” and Joe knows who it is
San Francisco now has a “Doom Look Walking Tour” for tourists that showcases how the city has declined
It’s 2023 and PBS is out here interviewing “experts” who say we should wear masks in our homes for Covid
Rand Paul has referred Fauci to the Department of Justice for lying to Congress under oath: “I don’t think there’s been a clearer case of perjury in the history of government testimony.”
The new “Snow White” actress says the original story is problematic because the Prince is a “literal stalker” and the new movie will be different
Biden was lounging on the beach and the press asked him about the rising death toll in Hawaii but I guess it wasn’t that important because he said “no comment,” then went back to his vacation home
Mars is rotating faster and NASA can’t really figure out what’s causing it
Police say the flying aliens attacking an indigenous village in Peru are illegal gold miners using jetpacks
Report: Biden used pseudonym for email with Ukraine’s president and “only Hunter Biden” was copied on the email… House Republicans are demanding access to all the fake accounts Joe used
Former mouthpiece for party that can’t define the word “woman” says Republicans are out of touch with regular Americans and fight “whack-a-doo” culture wars
Oh no baby! Kid Rock spotted drinking Bud Light
CNN’s Jake Tapper actually uttered the words “Trump was right and Joe Biden was wrong”
Ford’s CEO admits that charging electric vehicles is “challenging” while on the road as company looks to lose $4.5 BILLION on EVs this year alone
Atlanta college reinstates mask mandate, but don’t worry .. it’s only 14 days to slow the spread!
Elon Musk says Facebook “is manipulating the public almost everywhere on Earth” in response to news report about the activism of “fact checkers”
NBC is trying to scare us with the idea that Republicans are putting God back in school
Paper straws found to contain potentially toxic chemicals which pose threat to humans, animals, the environment
Oliver Anthony laughs about Fox playing “Rich Men North of Richmond” at GOP debate: “I wrote that song about those people. That cracks me up”
Watch this group of illegal immigrants land a boat at Jupiter Beach, Florida and just take off running
The media spent weeks blaming climate change for the wildfires in Greece. Authorities have now arrested 160 people for arson.
Down by 5 with 14 seconds on the clock, the Seattle Storm, a professional basketball team, held onto the ball and simply let the time run off the clock
British politician arrested for hate speech after retweeting video of British police taking Bible from preacher. Seriously.
The British government is urging citizens to maybe not heat their homes at night in order to reach climate goals
SEPTEMBER
“Take them someplace else or send them back to Venezuela”: Residents of the far-left, tolerant neighborhood of Hyde Park in Chicago sure seem like bigots these days
Los Angeles City Council votes to open criminal probe into Texas Governor Greg Abbott over the 435 migrants Texas bused to the city
Nicaragua’s Marxist government just took over a Catholic university, removed the priests, and renamed the school
New Zealand PM says “There was no compulsory vaccination. People made their own choices.” We have the receipts, pal.
India’s leaders want to change the country’s name to “Bharat.” Here’s what in the heck that means.
Harvard named worst school for free speech, scoring zero out of 100
Liberty Safe issues apology, change in policy after handing backdoor access to the FBI
The University of Michigan is kicking students with the ‘Rona out of their dorms and telling them to go stay in a hotel because that will stop the spread or something
New Zealand’s adorable Takahe bird was thought to be extinct as the dodo. Last week, conservationists returned 18 to the wild.
Hundreds of migrants now housed at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport
ESPN got WRECKED for saying Coco Gauff “took a moment to soak” in her Grand Slam win when she was clearly praying. Check out the comments.
Energy Sec. Granholm tried to take a road trip to show Americans how nice electric vehicles are and it turned into a nightmare episode of Parks and Rec” where the police got involved
The White House is sending a letter to news outlets instructing them to “ramp up scrutiny” of Biden impeachment inquiry
San Francisco landlords’ party celebrating the end of the eviction moratorium gets attacked by “mostly peaceful” protesters, police refuse to respond
Justin Trudeau tells grocery stores to control skyrocketing prices or he’ll “take further action,” including “tax measures”
Hundreds of Auburn University students were baptized this week immediately following a campus worship night
Biden tells group of rabbis that he was “raised in synagogues” in Delaware
Did Chuck Schumer just get rid of the Senate’s dress code so John Fetterman can keep wearing shorts and hoodies??
NYC Council wants to remove statues of Washington, Jefferson, and Columbus. Remember how the media mocked Trump in 2017 for saying this would happen?
George Soros helped fun purchase of 22 newspapers in swing state of Maine
Democrat Gov. Kathy Hochul goes full right-wing extremist: “We’re at our limit. If you’re going to leave your country, go somewhere else”
Third, higher-ranking IRS official says DOJ blocked U.S. Attorney David Weiss from charging Hunter Biden, contradicting AG Garland
NASA says James Webb telescope has found planet with potential surface oceans and possible key sign of life
Totally normal: A local Democrat in Richmond, Virginia suggested he was bringing dynamite to an Andy Ngo event
“60 Minutes” reveals how US tax dollars are supporting Ukrainian small businesses, farmers, and the salaries of 57,000 first responders
I don’t know why, but the NFL is showing the Falcons game in a fully-animated “Toy Story” theme this weekend
House select subcommittee says Dr. Fauci secretly visited the CIA to “influence” the agency’s report on the “origins of COVID-19”
It’s not just a meme anymore: The LA Times wants you to try pod living and the pictures are nightmare fuel
Trans activists force anthropologists to cancel conference discussing the identification of male and female skeletons
Game-changer: MIT’s new desalination system could make drinkable seawater “even cheaper than tap water”
OCTOBER
Retail theft surged by more than 20% last year, reaching “unprecedented” levels, according to survey of business owners
Woman sues Disney for waterslide wedgie that sent her to the hospital
Democrat rep carjacked at gunpoint in DC outside congressional dorms. Guess how many Dems voted against stronger penalties for carjackings this year?
Free Speech Update: This Swiss journalist was Given Two Months In Jail because he called another journo a “fat lesbian” (of course the media is celebrating)
Oh look, the Biden administration is building the wall (not a joke, it just waived 26 laws to make this happen!)
The NY Attorney General is using social media to taunt Donald Trump, the man she is prosecuting, with the dumbest takes
New York firefighters respond to “confirmed house fire” that was actually just a VERY realistic Halloween display. Check out the video.
Hamas launches “unprecedented” surprise attack against Israel, firing 5,000 rockets and invading civilian areas; Israel Declares War
Report: Hamas is now chambered in 5.56 thanks to all the blasters Joe left in Afghanistan. Aren’t you glad your taxes helped supply terrorism worldwide?
Rashida Tlaib is flying a Palestinian flag alongside a Pride flag outside her office
The 104-year-old who broke the record for oldest sky diver just died in her sleep a week later and DANG if that isn’t an example of living life to the fullest
100-year-old Henry Kissinger says it was “a grave mistake to let in so many people of totally different culture and religion concepts” after seeing Arabs celebrate Hamas in Europe
Please enjoy this CNN reporter getting Blasted by sand, courtesy of Israeli tanks
Minnesota man expected to plead guilty to 2005 theft of ruby slippers used in “Wizard of Oz”
Biden chose the far-left Council on American-Islamic Relations to fight antisemitism … guess what it’s doing instead?
The treasury secretary says the US can afford to fight wars in Ukraine and Israel with a $2 trillion deficit and debt approaching $34 trillion
Haaa! Survey says Gen Z is Three times more likely to fall for an online scam than boomers
Updated: Biden tells Israeli PM the attack on the Gaza hospital was “done by the other team, not you.” Videos reportedly show the explosion was in a parking lot and the building are intact.
North Carolina landscaper mows around a dead body thinking it was a Halloween decoration
What exactly do you tell the insurance company when a giraffe falls on your car?
Texas CHURCH gets “Millstone of the Month award for facilitating out-of-state trans surgeries for KIDS
Watch: London protests devolve as guys with Palestinian flag knock down, trample on LGBT flag
We have a new worst post of all time, ladies and gents. This journalist wants to differentiate between beheaded babies and babies “found headless.”
Watch: Turning Point USA staff attacked by pro-Hamas mob outside Jewish businesses in famous Chicago suburb
It seems the UFC has forgotten about Mulvaney-Gate cuz they’re partnering up with Bud Light starting in 2024
Man arrested for ripping arms off statue of Christ outside Boston cathedral. Watch the video.
Watch: Charlottesville’s Robert E. Lee statue had its face sliced off and was melted down … WaPo is celebrating like they just destroyed the Ring of Power
David French, one of Twitter’s most insufferable voices, takes his ball and goes home. Here were some of the very best reactions
Scientists accidentally create new material that could make computer chips 1 million times faster
A professional hockey player died on live television after being slashed across the neck with a skate blade
Man in body armor with guns, extra mags, and “improvised explosives” found dead at Colorado amusement park alongside cryptic note
NOVEMBER
It’s that time of year! Here are the cutest NICU baby Halloween costumes from all over the nation.
Can’t make it up: BLM activist “extremely sorry” at sentencing for spending donations on Uber, hair appointments
You’ll never guess who was working behind the scenes to craft Biden’s woke executive order on AI. Just kidding, you already guessed it.
Uhh, why is there fluorescent green liquid leaking up from manholes in Manhattan?
DoorDash now warns that not tipping BEFORE your food arrives might mean drivers will deliver your food cold
Steven Crowder just released what he says is the Nashville shooter’s manifesto, If true, it’s even worse than I imagined
Rep. Jim Jordan just released a damning report on censorship before the 2020 election. Here were all the people targeted by our government and their friends in academia and Big Tech
Pizza Hut is now selling snake pizza in Hong Kong and I might have to book a flight real quick because that actually sounds delicious
Go Woke: “The Marvels” is shaping up to have nearly the worst box-office debut imaginable
No one is buying U.S. debt anymore, but the federal government keeps on spending. This does not bode well.
Disney produces a lot of movies that are woke garbage. “The Marvels” is not one of them.
People want a trans actors to play Princess Zelda in a live-action movie because it’s 2023 and we can’t have nice things
Watch: Megan Rapinoe says going out with no-contact injury in her final soccer game is “proof that there isn’t” a God
Watch the New York governor explain her new “surveillance efforts” to “counter” speech her government doesn’t like
Ladies, find yourself a man who looks at you like Xi Jinping’s briefcase guy looks at Janet Yellen! We’ve got the details on Xi’s arriva (and this new romance).
After comic-book readers rejected bi-Superman, DC tried again with a gay Green Lantern. The results were the same.
Arizona pastor in critical condition after he was SHOT IN THE HEAD while street preaching in Glendale
BLM activist John Sullivan, who encouraged the Capitol riot and sold film to the media, found guilty on all counts for his role in J6
The Census Bureau says that unless we maintain high levels of immigration we’re going to have a major population bust by the end of the century
Florida man arrested for pooping on dead possum (yes, you read that right) while rush-hour traffic whizzed by
Army sends letter to troops who were discharged for refusing the vax, says they can correct the discharge and come back to the military
Meet the group of 44 “trans women” that were invited to a big luncheon with Pope Francis at the Vatican
Air Force base purportedly tells members to steer clear of conservative event, warns participating in such groups “could jeopardize their continued service in the US military”
Eric Adams was very vocal about the border crisis. Now he’s been slapped with a campaign finance investigation and rape allegation within a matter of weeks.
The Pentagon has failed its SIXTH audi in a row! “Half of DOD’s assets can’t be accounted for.”
Mitt Romney says he’d vote for any Republican except Trump and Vivek
Disney made Microsoft change their AI image generator because people were making too many savage fake Disney Pixar movie posters
This “sports writer” is trying to crucify a kid for wearing “black face” to a Chiefs game. He even doubled down when he got torched for his take
Breaking: National Christmas Tree does best Biden impression by falling over ahead of president’s lighting ceremony, may not be salvageable
Michale Shellenberger testifies Home Security “violated the First Amendment and interfered in the election,” outlines plan of “sophisticated psychological operations” against Americans
Public urination is literally eroding Baltimore’s historic buildings and I don’t think I could come up with a better metaphor for the fall of civilization
DECEMBER
I’m not sure what a “cosmic ray” is, but an insanely powerful one just arrived from deep space and plonked down in rural Utah
A Vermont Christian school is suing after being banned from sporting tournaments because they refused to let a male play against their girl’s team
NYT features $7 million, 6,000-square-foot vacation home in “Living Small” column about “a simpler, more sustainable or more compact life”
The emerging details about the home that exploded in Arlington are WILD, even though police are staying silent
Travice Kelce’s Girlfriend Wins TIME Person Of The Year
Macy’s security let this Philly shoplifter go. He returned 15 minutes later and stabbed a guard to death.
The labor market stays robust, with employers adding 199,000 jobs last month
The former U..S. Ambassador to Bolivia was just charged with being a Cuban spy and he’s apparently been working with Cuba since 1981!
The Satanic Temple has placed a statue of Satan in the Iowa Capitol but this pastor-turned-representative says it’s a-okay!
University of Wisconsin walks away from $800 MILLION, as well as faculty raises, to keep DEI programs intact
Barack Obama produces Netflix film adaptation that says white people shouldn’t be trusted in the apocalypse
Barstool’s Dave Portnoy says he will “never hire a Harvard grad again” after school stands behind President Gay
EQUITY! Diversity exec pleads guilty to stealing $4 million from Facebook to fund “lavish lifestyle”
Verizon handed over phone data to a woman’s stalker MULTIPLE TIMES. Police only caught him months later as he DROVE UP TO HER HOUSE.
Kid Rock tells Tucker Carlson it’s time to give Bud Light another chance
Scientists are out here putting VR goggles on mice to simulate being attacked by birds
Watch this dude toss a fish to a bald eagle in one of the most American moments ever captured on film
Alec Baldwin yelling at protesters for their antisemitism is all I needed today
Colorado’s supreme court just removed Donald Trump from state’s primary ballot because denying people their choice of leader is protecting democracy or something
Anyone else concerned that China’s secret spacecraft is placing “mysterious objects” into low-earth orbit?
A Satanic statue was erected at the Michigan Capitol and this Democrat staffer thinks it’s “sexy”
Ohio McDonald’s forced to close after customer says he found a crack pipe in his drive-thru order
Scientists are developing a vaccine that protects against high cholesterol
A Christmas miracle as Georgia man survives being buried under tons of gravel in quarry accident
Colorado’s governor just posted the most cringeworthy Christmas music video I’ve ever seen
CBS News reporter predicts “Black Swan event” in 2024: “A national security event with high impact that’s very hard to predict”
NASA launches spacecraft to intercept asteroid known as “God of Chaos” as it passes uncomfortable close to Earth
NYC Mayor Adams says he can’t get a meeting with President Biden, even as migrants flock to the city by the thousands
Vietnamese man who drowned 300 cats a month to make soup closes restaurant due to guilty conscience
I wonder why the US government just dropped campaign finance charges against SBF