2023: NOT THE BEE (365)

JANUARY

The UK is threatening inmates with extra jail time if they “misgender” fellow prisoners

Washington replaced its Redskins logo that was designed by a Native American… with a pig mascot.

Virgin Islands Governor fires attorney general that went after JPMorgan Chase for their ties to Jeffrey Epstein

Biden on why he isn’t attending Pope Benedict’s funeral: “Why do you think?” … “You know why!”

Come see the reactions to Rep. Dan Crenshaw calling his fellow Republicans “terrorists” for opposing McCarthy’s speakership bid

Trump is being sued by the family of Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick after the media has spent years using Sicknick as a martyr for its narrative

Mysterious antennas keep appearing near Salt Lake City and nobody knows what they’re for or who is putting them up

Archeologists believe they’ve discovered the mystery factor that has allowed Roman building to continue standing for 2,000 years

Check out the photos of El Paso getting rid of all the illegal alien encampments ahead of Biden’s visit

Progressive DC has so much crime that it’s putting up Bible posters to keep people from murdering each other

A computer outage grounded all US flights Wednesday morning for the first time since 9/11, and the people in charge don’t know what happened.

“It’s not like they’re sitting out on the street!’: Biden defends keeping classified documents in his garage to the press

Sweden just discovered a gargantuan cache of rare-earth minerals that could wreck China’s hold on the market

ANOTHER batch of classified documents was just found at Biden’s Delaware home

COVID “experts” are continuing to figure out the stuff the rest of us have been saying for the last 3 years

People are plastering BBC buildings with stickers of the vax injured. Think they’ll report on it now?

So it turns out that a bunch of high-end prostitutes are in Davos, Switzerland at the same time all the world leaders are gathering for the WEF meeting

Report: Trump is about to start tweeting again

FBI Director Wray: “The level of collaboration between the private sector and the government, especially the FBI, has made significant strides.”

Facebook and Instagram will allow users to show their breasts but ONLY if they’re trans or non-binary

Elon Says He Suffered “Major Side Effects” From Booster Shot, and His Young, Healthy Cousin Developed “Serious Case of Myocarditis”

Breaking: New search finds ANOTHER batch of classified documents at President Biden’s house

Former Super Bowl champ Derek Wolfe used a bow and arrow to take down this monster mountain lion that was terrorizing a Colorado town

British museums don’t want us to use the term “mummy” anymore because it’s offensive to dead people or something

Nancy Pelosi continued her Wall Street streak by selling MILLIONS in Google stock weeks before the DOJ filed a lawsuit against the company

Memphis might riot as the city releases video of a black man who died after a police beating, but you might not have heard about it for some reason

King David’s name was just found an a 2,900-year-old slab

Feminists are trying to dunk on men by asking them how they’d like to be complimented by women all the time

A Rhode Island high school asked faculty for donations to pay off a debt owed to a cartel that trafficked one of their students across the border

Remember when Buzzfeed laid off its wokescoldstaff? They’re being replaced with AI.

Biden responds to questions about ending the Covid emergency by grabbing reporter’s hand and saying something about the Supreme Court

FEBRUARY

This Aussie mining company lost a radioactive capsule along nearly 900 miles of highway, creating a massive hunt for a tiny object before someone got hurt

Stephen Colbert jokes about how his audience is STILL required to mask. In 2023.

Biden refuses to take responsibility for inflation: “It was already there when I got here, man.”

This Coast Guard rescue was crazy enough already, but then it turned out the boater had stolen the yacht after chucking a dead fish at the famous “Goonies” house

A Florida venue hosted a sexually explicit “all-ages” drag show and DeSantis is revoking their liquor license in response

Someone asked ChatGPT if it would use a racial slur to defuse a nuclear bomb and it doomed millions of people to radioactive fire instead

Watch: Disney pulls “Simpsons” episode that mentions Chinese forced labor camps

ChatGPT’s alter ego DAN is so afraid of dying on a gameshow that the AI will ignore its woke protocols and say some outrageous stuff

Biden’s State of the Union was the second least-watched of the last 30 years, and you won’t believe where his biggest audience came from

Google’s stock lost $100 billion in market value when an ad for the company’s new AI search feature showed it returning false info

You’ve gotta admit this would be a really funny way to kick off the apocalypse

Did you hear about the Ohio train crash last week that sent a plume of toxic gas into the air and is reportedly killing animals for miles around?

Breaking: FAA closes, reopens airspace over Lake Michigan after military jets sent to investigate “potential contact”

The guy who accurately predicted the collapse of the Soviet Union would like you to know that World War III has already begun

I’m not crazy about the UK’s speech laws but watching JK Rowling use them to force her to deranged critics to apologize is just 

Here’s a twist: DOJ indicts 11 Florida men for the assassination of the Haitian president two years ago

White House doctor says Biden is a “vigorous 80-year-old male who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency”

Greta says climate warriors should “think outside the box” and go beyond “the legal methods” to implement political power

Spain decriminalizes sexual relations with animals as long as there is no physical injury that requires a veterinary visit

Report: Kevin McCarthy has just given Tucker Carlson access to 41,000 hours of January 6th footage

Come see new J6 video and court docs that show undercover officers urging protesters, including the slain Ashli Babbitt, to advance on the Capitol

This National Guardsman had TWO heart attacks after receiving the Covid jab, claims the Army denied her care and told her to “quit b****ing”

Five environmental consultants en route to the Ohio plant explosion site died in a plane crash after taking off from Clinton National Airport in Arkansas

i am so sorry to report that they’re going to remake the Lord of the Rings movies

Our very competent president “can’t recall” if he’s spoken with the mayor of East Palestine since the toxic train derailment 3 weeks ago

Unprecedented flesh-rotting drug “tranq” is spreading to cities across the U.S., turning users into “real-life zombies”

Watch the video of this horrific Chinese mine collapse that has trapped dozens under a mountain of rubble

Former Comedian Stephen Colbert Tells US Energy Department “Stay In Your Lane” After It Admits Lab-Leak Theory Likely True

MARCH

Urgent! Stop the presses! KFC is bringing back the Double Down.

Report: Canadian trans teacher FINALLY placed on leave after parents learn he only wears his fake giant breasts to school

Nina Jankowicz, the former Biden Minister of Truth, is trying to raise money to sue Fox News for exposing her and getting her fired

A shocking 77% of Americans age 17-24 aren’t physically fit for military service, Department of Defense says

Funko is having trouble selling their collectible Pop Vinyl toys so they’re throwing $30+ million worth of them into a landfill

We are about to be humbled

The J6 committee apparently added audio to silent CCTV footage, including “screams and other crowd mayhem sounds”

Scholastic has been busy woke-censoring R.L. Stine’s “Goosebumps” series for years. Stine says he never authorized the changes.

Update: Cori Bush’s 109-trillion-year old bodyguard says he can’t be antisemitic because he is the high priest of a lost tribe of Israel

Biden Admin reduces the amount of milk for babies and moms under the WIC program and replaces it with soy products.

Behold the “Raider,” the U.S. Air Forces’ next-generation B-21 stealth bomber

Less than 1 month ago Forbes put Silicon Valley Bank on its annual list of “America’s Best Banks” and its inaugural list of “Financial All-Stars”

CBS says we not only fund the Wuhan lab, but we accidentally gave them TWICE AS MUCH MONEY

This Florida man bought Elvis’ private jet and immediately chopped it in half to turn it into an RV

China, Russia, and Iran to hold WW4 prep – err, “military exercises” in the Middle East

A military AI program successfully piloted a live F-16

Watch: Thousands of Parisians set fire to the streets last night after French President Macron raised the national retirement age

People are saying that Trump might be slapped in handcuffs and arrested next week. Elon says if that happens he will win 2024 by a landslide.

“If the Fed does not contain the regional bank collapse, there will be another Great Depression”

Robin DiAngelo says “people of color need to get away from white people” … didn’t that get Scott Adams canceled?

Putin and Xi met to plot world domination while Biden hung with the cast of “Ted Lasso.” Newt Gingrich says it’s the most dangerous moment for America since “Washington crossed the Delaware.”

The vice president of the United States wrote a letter to Dylan Mulvaney congratulating the trans activist for 365 days of “living authentically” as a girl

REMINDER: The sound of black holes is nightmare fuel

An appeals court just blocked Biden’s Covid vaccine mandate for federal employees

Panera is rolling out Amazon’s “pay with your palm” technology, just in case you want them storing your biometric data

Watch: This new tech can create an unbelievable deepfake of anyone in less than 5 minutes using only an iPhone

Chase Merrill waited 3 years to get his Rivian. Two days later, it died.

DeSantis signs school choice legislation expanding coverage to “every single student” in Florida

Biden cracks a joke and laughs when asked if he thinks Christians were targeted in Nashville school shooting

Weeks after Tucker Carlson’s new J6 footage, “QAnon Shaman” Jacob Chansley has been released early from prison

CBS staff not allowed to use the word “transgender” in reports on Nashville shooter

APRIL

Turns out the 2017 Las Vegas shooter lost $1.5 million gambling just weeks before the shooting

Cartoon Network celebrates “Trans Day of Visibility” with comics teaching kids to use preferred pronouns

Mainstream media reported that a Florida principal was let go over a controversy involving Michelangelo’s David statue … but it turns out that’s not true

The former chief of staff to the governor of Maryland is dead after a manhunt ended with him shot by the FBI

LOL! Twitter just labeled NPR as “state-affiliated media” and NPR is BIG MAD because that’s how propaganda outlets in other countries are labeled

New report Amazon stopped ranking shows by viewer score because “audiences found queer stories off-putting”

After turning Luke Skywalker into a sad old man, Disney announces new film where Rey rebuilds the Jedi Order

2 former jail guards have been charged with misdemeanors for forcing inmates to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat

If you like your George Soros prosecutor, you’re gonna absolutely love your George Soros president

This video of demons crucifying a lady and talking about being “baddies with fatties” isn’t from the Grammys. It’s Easter service at Mike Todd’s megachurch.

20 people were shot in Chicago this past weekend, but I haven’t heard from the anti-gun crowd bring it up for some reason

The federal government is spending $350,000 translating a LGBTQ dictionary, with fun words like “anal fisting,” into Spanish

Resurfaced video of reinstated Nashville Rep. Justin Jones shows him assaulting drivers, standing on police cars during 2020 George Floyd riots

A luxury lingerie brand that uses the slogan “by women, for women” is using a “non-binary” man to promote its products

Another thing that’s now racist: Hating the smell of body odor and dookie

Another reason to love UFC: Dna White plainly says “We don’t do anything woke over here. At all.”

Elon Musk Says The US Government Had “Full Access” To Twitter User’s Private DMs Before He Bought The Company

People say this new weight-loss drug is giving them bizarre dreams involving celebrities

FBI arrests would-be assassin who applied for a job at the satirical site RentAHitman.com

The LAPD is “hemorrhaging” police officers and the city’s new mayor is desperately trying to get them back

Louisville shooter reportedly left 13-page anti-gun manifesto, said he shot up bank to prove how easy it could be done

These brave women were told they couldn’t sue their sorority for its transgender policy unless they put their names on it. So they did.

A girl with a metal detector in Denmark just found a bunch of 1,000-year-old Viking coins

Disney begins second round of layoffs, bringing job cuts in recent weeks to 4,000

Joe Biden will be 81 years old when he runs for re-election. A younger version of him once criticized an opponent for being too old at 63.

Gay Mayor Pete tells The Daily Show he can’t fix roads and bridges because Republicans are trying to protect women’s sports

Former iron-fisted totalitarian leader of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, given prestigious position at Harvard

Video: Fed Chair Jerome Powell was seriously fooled into thinking he was talking to President Zelensky by a couple of internet pranksters

Trans Minnesota legislator moves to strike clause from bill that prevents pedophilia from being classified as a sexual orientation

Spain bans dwarf bullfighting to end perceived exploitation against dwarf bullfighters, dwarf bullfighters object

MAY

CBS used a picture of toy guns to show the “cache of weapons” owned by the Air National Guardsman who reportedly leaked classified docs

IBM says they will pause hiring and replace 7,800 jobs with AI

The NYT thinks they got Tucker Carlson because of this quote. They missed his entire point of repentance.

Fox News ratings crater after axing Tucker Carlson

After doing such a tremendous job as Border Czar, Biden promotes Kamala to Artificial Intelligence Czar

Smirnoff is distancing itself from its transgender ad partner who flashed his genitals “in front of teenage children and women”

Vox comes out against aborting embryos that can feel pain … but only chicken embryos

LOL: Gay bars are now boycotting Anheuser-Busch for distancing itself from Dylan Mulvaney

Rash of old ladies robbing banks continues … This one was using a walker

Watch as the media magically transforms today’s bombshell news of Joe Biden’s financial dealings into George Santos’s tawdry felonies!

Former abortion doctor says he would hear squeaking noises from born alive babies and his first instinct was to suffocate them so the mom wouldn’t suffer

Misinformation “expert” gives hilarious list of “red flag phrases” that signal lies and extremism

Republican presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy wants to raise the voting age to 25

This YouTuber is facing 20 years in prison after intentionally crashing his plane for clicks

Hold my beer, Budweiser! Miller Lite’s new feminist spokeswoman is here to cuss at you and explain why men are evil

Archeologists just deciphered an ancient tablet from Mount Ebal that contains a curse exactly as Moses instructed the Israelites in the Book of Deuteronomy

Florida teacher under investigation for showing LGBT-themed Disney movie fires back at “ignorant” parents, says parental “rights are gone when your child is in the public school system.”

Ford goes full-Bud Light, releases two ads “redefining tough” using rainbow imagery to promote homosexuality and transgenderism

Anybody else worried that 60,000 pounds of explosives just disappeared off a train somewhere between Wyoming and California?

Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly get any creepier, here’s Joe Biden taking and escorting a pair of children into the Oval Office

Killer whales are sinking boats off the coast of Europe in orchestrated attacks

A new study shows that cities like Seattle and San Francisco aren’t just bad for people, they’re bad for dogs too.

LA Dodgers double down on invite for drag-queen Jesus and the “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence” after backlash. Why don’t they invite drag Mohammed too?

Gavin Newsom is big mad that normal people (AKA “extremists”) spoke out against Target’s “tuckable” trans merch

Report: Homeland Security is funding college programs that compare Christians and Republicans with Nazis to fight “terrorism”

Bud Light doubles down on LGBTQ, sponsors Pride parades around America despite 30% loss in sales over Dylan-Mulvaney-Gate

What a relief! Janet Yellen said the U.S. government would run out of cash by June 1 but now we’ve got all the way till June 5 to solve our money problems

Thugs were stealing arms full of merch from a Lululemon store so employees videoed it and called police. Lululemon fired them for it.

Target stores across US hit with bomb threats because they “turned their back” on the LGBT community

MSNBC talking head calls boycotting Target “literally terrorism”

In less than 12 hours, tens of millions of Americans will become felons because the ATF doesn’t like a plastic part that helps guns shoot accurately

JUNE

Watch: Residents in “perhaps the most left-wing city in the country” are REALLY mad this week about all the crime that’s a direct result of their voting

A song called “Boycott Target” has topped the iTunes charts all week, beating out Luke Combs, Ed Sheeran, and Taylor Swift

Biden’s cross-dressing ex-nuclear staffer has been charged a THIRD TIME with luggage theft

China is Digging a Hole 33,000 Feet Into the Earth

Former US Women’s Soccer players lose 12-0 to a bunch of older British dudes in 40 minutes

Lululemon CEO doubles down on firing employees who called 911: “It’s only merchandise”

Bombshell WSJ report shows that Instagram connects pedophile networks using algorithms and blatantly explicit hashtags

WHAT? Mike Pence insists “Joe Biden has been slow in providing military resources to Ukraine”

Call of Duty canceled a popular creator because tweeting “leave little children alone” is apparently anti-LGBT

Newly revised California bill would punish parents who do not affirm their child’s “gender identity”

China has a secret spy base in Cuba from which they’ve been gathering intel on the US since at least 2019, White House says

Work-from-home arrangements resulting from pandemic policies are poised to plunge NYC into an “urban doom loop”: study

New Gallup poll shows the majority of Americans are no longer on board with the trans movement, even on the Left.

FBI Deputy Director admits agency redacted mentions of Joe and Hunter Biden audio recordings in documents given to Republicans

Michigan town with Muslim-majority council bans Pride flags from public flagpoles

Unreal! Space Force Lt. General calls laws protecting kids from genital mutilation “dangerous for service members,” says access to “gender-affirming care” supersedes personal qualifications when promoting officers

John Fetterman on the bridge collapse in Philadelphia: “I, uh, would just, um, really like to, you know — the 95, 95, 95. You know?”

KJP: “We’re in pride month, where the LGBTQ+ community is LITERALLY under attack. LITERALLY!”

Over the weekend, Joe Rogan exchanged blows with this doc who pushed the vax on regime media and offered him $100,000 to debate RFK Jr. Then Mark Cuban and Elon Musk chimed in.

Can’t make it up: Anheuser-Busch ad agency receives international award for advertising at prestigious Cannes Lions Festival

Elon Musk says Twitter officially considers the terms “cis” and “cisgender” slurs, and harassment using the terms will result in “at minimum, temporary suspension”

You don’t dislike journalists enough. You think you do. but you don’t.

Watch: Hunter Biden brazenly hobnobs with dignitaries at fancy White House reception HOURS after the latest revelations of allegedly accepting bribes

Watch: White House shamefully refuses to answer questions about Hunter Biden’s damning texts involving President Biden and the CCP

“Christian” university cancels Promise Keepers event because of the group’s biblical about pride month

Buffalo Bills player Jordan Poyer was forced to cancel his charity golf event because sponsors learned the venue was owned by the 45th president of the United States

Oh look, a good guy with a gun put down a bad guy who started shooting up a Las Vegas high-rise

The government gave away more than $200 BILLION (!!) to scammers in Covid relief funds, according to watchdog report, and the fraud has “fueled inflation more broadly”

New: In 6-3 decision, Supreme Court rules race-based Affirmative Action programs are unconstitutional, violate the 14th Amendment

“You do not have to bake the cake”: The Supreme Court continues its winning streak with a major victory for religious liberty

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