JANUARY
The Narrative ™ of Covid is beginning to change and hoo boy does Ben Shapiro have the receipts
The government of Amsterdam canceled New Year’s fireworks due to Omicron. This is how the people responded.
Amsterdam police used batons and dogs on lockdown protesters over the weekend and Jordan Peterson wants you to pay attention
If you’re one of the few thousand people still using a BlackBerry then you’d better kiss it goodbye because the network is going dark real soon
Amtrak had a train stall in Virginia during the snowstorm and they ran out of food and the toilets backed up and passengers were forbidden to leave for more than a DAY
Here’s a fun January 6 bingo card for anyone who’s on social media or watching mainstream news today
Germany Just Announced That The VAXXED are Banned From Restaurants Unless They Have The Booster Or A Negative Test
Chicago has added literally every state to its COVID travel advisory, which is funny because its daily case rate is markedly higher than the rest of the country’s
Listen up, folks: It’s never been easier to pull your kids out of government education and homeschool them!
The CDC director just admitted over 3 in 4 Covid deaths were people with “at least four comorbidities” who were “unwell to begin with”
Ted Cruz Goes Nuclear While Questioning FBI Official About Their Involvement In The January 6 Riot
An energy reactor in China just set a mind-melting world record by staying 5 TIMES HOTTER THAN THE CORE OF THE SUN for nearly 20 minutes
Huh?? Iran’s supreme leader just released a CGI video of Iran assassinating Trump
New study finds that wearing a face mask makes you more attractive to the opposite sex
DeSantis: “We reject the biomedical security state that curtails liberty, ruins livelihoods, and divides society”
“Nightmare”: A cruise line canceled one of its cruises mid-voyage because of Covid and passengers are stuck at sea with no way to deboard as the ship slowly returns to port
YIKES! Nearly half of Democrats support jail time or fines for even QUESTIONING the vax
Here’s a flashback of Joe Biden saying that George Floyd’s death had more impact than the assassination of MLK
Olympic athletes have been “warned against speaking up” against Communist China while at the Beijing games
Shocking video shows Chinese basketball fans shouting “N” word at former NBA player Sonny Weems and I’ve been told this isn’t racism
Top NPR Reporter Is STILL Defending Her Story That Neil Gorsuch Refused To Wear A Mask, Even Though It’s Been Denied By Everyone Involved
Well, They Really Did It. NYC’s Museum Of Natural History Has Removed Its Famous Statue Of Teddy Roosevelt From Its Entrance
Dem Senator And Former Teacher Slams DeSantis’ Education Policies, Saying “Children Are More Smarter Than We Think They Are”
Biden considers sending “several thousand U.S. troops, as well as warships and aircraft” to Eastern Europe amid growing Russian tensions
DeSantis Gut-Punched Biden’s FDA For Suddenly Halting Monoclonal Antibody Treatments This Week
The “Island Boys” From TikTok Teamed Up With A US Army Recruiter And This Is Beyond Embarrassing For Our Armed Services
Minnie Mouse is ditching her iconic dress for a pantsuit and honestly it looks like she just threw on some discount pajamas for a work-from-home day
Astronomers are kinda shaking in their boots over a “spooky” radio source coming from deep space in a relatively nearby part of the galaxy
Surprise! Canada’s ban on plastic bags has hurt small businesses and left them feeling “incredibly” frustrated
Watch Biden get super angry about insulin prices … one year after he blocked a Trump order that lowered insulin prices
Come and laugh with me at the NPC wokies who are saying the Canadian trucker convoy is about white supremacy
FEBRUARY
Psaki Blames People Calling Out Sick With Omicron To Hedge Against Apparent Negative Jobs Report For January
The economy was supposed to add 200,000 new jobs last month but instead it shed 301,000 and don’t worry this is normal, everything is normal
Jeff Bezos is actually making a Dutch city take down a historic century-old bridge just so he can get his obscenely large yacht out to sea
Italy Is Forcing HALF A MILLION People Out Of Their Jobs And The Prime Minister Is Unpersoning Them: “The Unvaccinated Are Not Part Of Our Society”
Dr Fauci is back in the news and now he’s talking about a fourth MRNA shot
Things just keep getting more fascistic in Canada as Ottawa police threaten the media with arrest if found in “areas undergoing enforcement”
APRIL
Disney has enjoyed special self-governing privileges in Florida for decades, but DeSantis might yank them becasue the company is OBSESSED with teaching sex to 5-year-olds
An ancient lead tablet with a 3500-year-old Hebrew curse shows the Bible is “hundreds of years older than scholars previously thought” … or just as old as anyone who actually read the Bible thought
Disney might actually try and boost interest in its sputtering Star Wars hotel by incorporating a fake holiday from the absolute bar-none worst Star Wars movie ever made
It’s happening: Elon Musk just bought a 9.2% stake in Twitter and is now its largest shareholder by far
Amazon doesn’t want workers to think it treats them like slave labor so it’s banning them from using terms like “slave labor”
Mark Zuckerberg says his employees “lovingly” call him “The Eye of Sauron”
Texas Gov. Abbott orders illegal immigrants released by Biden administration to be shipped by bus to Washington, D.C.
The U.N.’s food price index is at its highest level since it was founded 30 years ago
Some dudes in Massachusetts got busted by police after they tried to steal 500 gallons of cooking grease using an armored vehicle
Jussie Smollet has released a new song in which he proclaims his innocence of the fake hate hoax he tried to pull off and slams police for “not solving the crime”
Check Out This Trash Promoted On YouTube Kids And Tell Me They Aren’t Grooming Children
Mail carriers in Santa Monica are being assaulted on a regular basis, so USPS has suspended service in parts of the city where it’s no longer safe to DELIVER MAIL
Gangs in Los Angeles are following wealthy residents home and robbing them and even sometimes killing them
Elon Just Offered To Buy Twitter For $43 Billion Cash
Disney Insider Says Phones Have Been Ringing Off The Hook In Recent Weeks With Negative Phone Calls
Joe Biden Sends Former Democrat Senator Who Funded Planned Parenthood To Be Ambassador To The Vatican
Doctors in the U.K., Spain, Scotland, and the U.S. are observing a big spike in “severe hepatitis cases” in children
BLM agitator in a dress gets dropped after putting his hands on a cop. I added UFC commentary to the video because I love you.
Uber Follows Suit With Airlines, Lifts Mask Mandate
Muslim rioters start fires in multiple Swedish cities, scream “ALLAHU ACKBAR!” at police because someone planned to burn Qurans
The U.S. Capitol was quickly evacuated yesterday because a plane posed a “probable threat” and it turned out to be the U.S. Army Golden Knights parachuting into a baseball game
Fauci Afraid The CDC Might Lose Its Power After Airline Mask Ruling: “That’s What We’re Worried About”
This Canadian zoo is vaccinating its animals against COVID-19, but only if the animals “voluntarily” consent to the jab
Climate Activist Commits Suicide By Setting Himself On Fire Outside Supreme Court
The IMF Director says we printed “too much money” during the pandemic like “8-year-olds playing soccer” and I’m glad the elites have finally figured out what all of us have known for two years
Virtual Reality Company Meta Is Opening A Physical Store To Convince You How Cool They Are
Internal Documents Show CNN Seriously Thought They Could Get 29 Million “Superfans” Who Would Pay Big Bucks For CNN+
Elon responds to Biden’s new “Disinformation Governance Board” that was created immediately after the Dogelord bought Twitter
Japan plans to dump 1 million tons of nuclear waste into the Pacific, and I think we’ve seen this movie before.
The Disney exec who led the company in its disastrous opposition to Florida’s education bill has resigned after only 3 months on the job
MAY
The Russian military is about to get a taste of the Phoenix Ghost, a “suicide drone” built in the outskirts of San Diego
Another Bee Prophecy Fulfilled!
Important Reminder: Chuck Schumer Literally Threatened Supreme Court Justices Should They Overturn Roe
An armed maniac tackled Dave Chappelle on stage last night and security (and Dave) left the man looking like Gumby
Time to forget about “Latinx”: The New way to refer to Hispanic men and women is officially “Latine”
Rand Paul tears into the DHS Secretary and the Ministry of Truth like a lion on a gazelle: “Do you know who the greatest propagator of disinformation in the history of the world is? The U.S. government.’
Asked About Countries That Handled Covid Well, Bill Gates Cites Quarantine-Camp-And-Insane-Lockdown Australia As Example Of “Good Response”
Tolerant liberals gathered outside the homes of Supreme Court Justices Kavanaugh and Roberts last night to scream at them and harass them
The New Star Trek Show Totally Used January 6th As The Imaginary Trigger Point For World War 3
Tom Cotton TORCHES Libs for Hypocrisy Of Protesting At Justices’ Homes While Calling Parents “Domestic Terrorists” For Attending School Board Meetings
Um, was anyone aware that the largest baby formula plant in the United States has been shut down for 3 months and the Biden administration isn’t allowing it to open back up?
Chicago crime is so out-of-control that the police department is canceling an ENTIRE WEEK’S WORTH OF DAYS OFF around Memorial Day due to fears of violence
LOL! The Biden Team Spent Six Months Coming Up With The Term “Ultra MAGA” To Deride Trump And His Supporters
Boise School District suspended a student for carrying a gun even though he wasn’t on campus at the time and broke no laws while doing so
CNN+ folded so quickly that some staffers actually received welcome packages AFTER the network pulled the plug on it
This activist is so anxious about climate change that he wants assisted suicide and the media is celebrating him for it
Twitter engineer says the site is “commie as f***” and “does not believe in free speech”
Marco Rubio got a top federal medical offical to admit that there are no long-term studies on the safety of transgender drugs for kids
Inflation is getting so out of control that New Zealand is gonna pump an extra $1 billion in their economy and that’ll fix it
Diversity culture at Wells Fargo is so intense that staffers are interviewing women and minorities for positions that have already been filled
Nearly 50 years ago, astronomers detected what is considered the best evidence of an alien radio signal from space. Now one astronomer says he may have found the star system where it came from.
Hilarious: Watch Biden wear his mask as he walks alone all the way down the steps of AF1, only to take it off to greet everyone face to face
Authorities say the monkeypox outbreak has been linked to two gay sex raves in Europe
Sorry, Not Woke Enough! Walmart Pulls Special “Juneteenth” Ice Cream Because They Were Accused Of, You Guessed It, Racism!
Biden’s “Let Them Buy Electric Vehicles” Solution Hits Major Snag: There’s None Available
Nancy Pelosi’s bishop explicitly forbade her from receiving Communion at Mass but she just went ahead and did it anyway
Beto Told Reporters In February That He Wasn’t Interested In A Gun Ban When He Thought That Would Win Him More Votes
Border patrol agents who went in and took out the Uvalde shooter defied local police chief who told them to keep waiting outside the classroom
Popular liberal podcaster Ethan Klein says someone should bomb the NRA conference
Remember how Joe Biden saved you 16 cents on your holiday cookout last summer? Yeah…
New polls show the midterms are gonna be so catastrophic for the Donks that we’re running out of nuke memes to symbolize just how big a blowout it’ll be
JUNE
Now Obi-Wan Kenobi himself has been pulled into the drama of Disney calling Star Wars fans racists
Breaking: “Creepy Porn Lawyer,” CNN Choice For President Michael Avenatti Sentenced To 4 Years In Prison For Defrauding Stormy Daniels
“This isn’t about taking away anyone’s rights,” says guy attempting to take away people’s rights
Biden Eyes A New Record! The President Is On Pace To Take The Most Vacation Time Of Any President In History
Gas Prices Have Officially Doubled Since Joe Biden Took Office 500 Days Ago
Remember when the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee thanked Biden for lowering gas prices 2 cents? Good times.
Wokies say police racism caused screwdriver-wielding maniac to die after he jumped off a bridge while resisting arrest
Breaking: California man with gun arrested outside Brett Kavanaugh’s home, says he was there to kill SCOUTS justice
Watch: Biden promises to protect democracy by sending his political enemies to jail
LOL! Chicago suburb revokes pride parade permit due to lack of police after event organizers ban police uniforms
Pro Abortion Group Suggests Targeting Justice Amy Coney Barrett’s Children
The Biden administration is investigating Wells Fargo over allegations that they hosted bogus interviews with women and minorities in order to fulfill diversity quotas
Imagine being so privileged that you’re a MSNBC host who laughs at all the little people suffering from our tanking economy
“I Can’t Even Keep Up With Him”: Biden’s Press Secretary Says He’s Got Enough Youthful Vigor To Run In 2024
The rap industry has finally found a word too offensive to be tolerated and that word is … “Spaz”
These Chinese citizens wanted to protest bank policies but then their Covid passports magically turned red, which shut down the protest entirely
Facebook “Fact-Checking” Partner USA Today Just Removed 23 Stories After Reporter Was Caught Fabricating Sources
Americans’ belief in God is the lowest it’s ever been since Gallup started asking the question nearly 80 years ago
Flashback: A few years before falling off his bike, President Biden was boasting about how much more physically fit he was compared to President Trump
Pixar’s new Toy Story spinoff just bombed on opening weekend and I wonder why
THE HECK? Texas official confirms report that Uvalde classroom door was unlocked and none of the armored officers tried to open it as kids were being shot
So why exactly is the IRS buying literal stockpiles of ammo?
Be careful not to bust a gut laughing at Kamala missing the easiest free throw over and over again as “One Shining Moment” plays in the background
AOC screams “ILLEGITIMATE!” and “INTO THE STREETS!” on the steps of the Supreme Court
US Navy will punish sailors who intentionally “misuse” gender pronouns for “harassment”
The Woke Monster eventually eats everyone … Libs are now turning on Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Ghislaine Maxwell is about to be sentenced, but she just name-dropped the Clintons in court documents and has been moved to suicide watch
Amazon employees are demanding the company “cease operations” in half the country and give time off to “grieve” the overturning of Roe
The internet reacted to the claim that Trump lunged at his limo steering wheel to lead an assault on the Capitol and I haven’t laughed this hard all week
I think Rolling Stone may be slightly overreacting to the Supreme Court’s EPA ruling
JULY
Biden advisor on pain at the pump: “This is about the future of the Liberal World Order and we have to stand firm.”
New York residents who apply for a gun permit will have to give investigators their social media accounts so they can be judged on their “character and conduct”
Balloonhead Gavin Newsom Makes July 4th ad to convince Floridians to move to California
Joey Chestnut just won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest for a record 15th time, and he had to choke out an animal rights protester between bites
After all the recent talk of a “liberal world order,” one of the Georgia Guidestones appears to have been destroyed in some sort of explosion
Our favorite Marxist is still fighting fines for unpaid taxes from 5 years ago, which is what she says the rich do so that’s a bit sus
President Teleprompter just read the instructions “end of quote” (again) AND “repeat the line”
Protesters just stormed the presidential palace in Sri Lanka
Florida man arrested for battering a police officer with a hot dog.
So 4chan allegedly hacked Hunter Biden’s iCloud account and we waited a whole day to tell you because this stuff is somehow worse than his laptop
The Ohio AG just said there’s no proof that the viral 10-year-old abortion story ever happened but WaPo’s fact-checker says it’s attained the status of “fact” anyway
Democratic Senator Mazie Hirono doesn’t think justices should look to the Founding Fathers when interpreting the Constitution
More bad news on the inflation front as Producer Price Index spikes to 11.3%
LOL! T-Pain claims fellow rapper Akon used his own brother as a double so he could do twice as many shows back in the day
Rage Against the Machine is really out here vouching for the machine
Transgender inmate moved out of women’s prison after impregnating 2 fellow prisoners
The entire mall shooting story is now about the fact that the police chief called the man who took down the shooter a Good Samaritan
The heck?? Explosion at the Hoover Dam caught on camera
Netflix lost a whopping 1,000,000 subscribers over just the last three months
Biden exactly one year ago today: “You’re not going to get Covid if you have these vaccinations”
Seventy-six pregnancy centers and churches have been attacked since the Dobbs leak. Zero people have been put away.
Idaho man arrested for running around a campground holding a pelican while intoxicated.
Don’t buy the doomsday climate hysteria? Al Gore says you’re like the cops in Uvalde who stood by and did nothing while kids were being slaughtered
The White House just changed the definition of “recession” ahead of this week’s pending economic report
New inclusive term just dropped: Please say “Filipinx” instead of Filipino, you bigots!
FDA officials warn of BRAIN SWELLING, VISION LOSS in kids using puberty blockers
Whistleblower report shows the same FBI boss who shut down Hunter Biden evidence also inflated “domestic terrorism” stats for parents at school board meetings
Scientists turn dead spiders into zombie robots, as if we don’t have enough problems.
The Cleveland Indians bowed to the woke mob and renamed themselves the “Guardians” and now nobody wants to go to their games anymore
AUGUST
Biden: ‘We Are In A Pandemic Of The Quadruple Vaccinated’
100% black activist Shaun King reportedly used donor funds to buy $40K thoroughbred show dog
Google, Facebook warn employees they’re gonna have to actually start working to keep their jobs in this economy
BRUH: FBI Director Wray admits the lead Detroit agent during the Whitmer kidnapping entrapment was promoted, now leads the January 6 investigation
Surprise: A legendary San Francisco restaurant replaced tipping with a “fair wage” surcharge and now its waiters are going broke
Reuters is really blaming climate change for that lightning strike near the White House
Amazon just bought Roomba, which means if you have one Amazon will soon have an extremely valuable map of the inside of your home
Axios just sold for $525 million
The judge who signed the Mar-a-Lago raid warrant defended Jeffrey Epstein associates as lawyer, New York Post reports
Ron Paul was right, again. Here he is in 1988 explaining that the FBI was “designed to spy on Americans who might be disagreeing with policy.”
Remember how the UK just shut down its official pediatric trans clinic? Now 1,000 families are suing it over the harm it did to their kids.
This is a real tweet and headline from a real story from Politico about Liz Warren
Video: Here are the workers that mine toxic chemicals for electric vehicles so woke corporations can help customers virtue signal about saving the planet
Historic Globe Theater says Elizabeth I was probably non-binary because the woke believe all strong women are actually men or something
Minneapolis teachers union will fire white teachers before laying off any “educators of color,” largest local newspaper says this race-focused policy is just “disrupting seniority”
Surprise: LA voters attempted to recall their soft-on-crime DA but the county registrar’s office invalidated just enough signatures to stop them
Check out the robot dog packing a rocket launcher that made its debut at Russia’s army expo
Two Pennsylvania judges sent hundreds of kids to a for-profit detention center in a major kickback scheme. They’ve just been ordered to pay $200M to their victims.
Nearly 2 MILLION children have left government schools since the start of the pandemic
Check out this news story on all the people fleeing Portland to escape the drug addicts and homeless camps
Social justice CEO who made international headlines is now making headlines for allegations of sexual assault
NBC reporter says the 74% of Americans who think nation is headed the wrong way are afraid of Trump returning in 2024
Ever want to lick the counter at a dive bar? Miller High Life has the ice cream for you.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: The monkeypox vaccine is reportedly starting to fail as more and more “breakthrough cases” pop up
Woke Scottish teacher kicks student out of class for saying that there are 2 genders
Here we go! Moderna is suing Pfizer over alleged copyright infringement of its COVID-19 vaccine
Here are the best memes from the heavily redacted affidavit used to raid Mar-a-Lago
As families flee public education, many schools are facing closures – and officials are blaming everyone but themselves.
Florida gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist’s new running mate may be a parent-hating teachers union president but at least she’s a communist sympathizing racist.
New York City hatches new plan to reduce gun violence and stem the rise of violent crimes
NPR is out here claiming environmentalists should get credit for a push toward nuclear power. For real.
SEPTEMBER
NYC Mayor Eric Adams says the city will do door-to-door checks on concealed carry permit holders
Country star Jason Aldean was just dropped by his PR firm after his wife spoke out against child genital mutilation
A Black Lives Matter leader is accused of stealing $10 MILLION from the organization
Donald Trump and Joe Biden Both held rallies in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania this week. Just LOOK at the difference between them.
At least 10 dead, 15 wounded across 13 locations in Canada’s Saskatchewan province in mass stabbing spree with suspects still at large
Britain is installing MILLIONS of new Chinese facial recognition cameras so Big Brother can better watch everyone
Report: Mass-stabbing suspect had 59 previous convictions but was released this year by parole board that saw him as a victim of systemic racism
Mayor Muriel Bowser announces “public emergency” in DC because Texas and Arizona keep sending busloads of illegal aliens to the “sanctuary city”
Unreal! A Democrat politician in Vegas allegedly stabbed a journalist to death last Friday and a reporter asked the sheriff if he would condemn DONALD TRUMP
Philadelphia has fallen. Just look at these surreal videos showing the current state of the once-great city
Chicago receives illegal immigrants from Texas, grants them legal refugee status, sends them to Burr Ridge suburb without warning authorities there
The Bureau of Labor Statistics says Americans spent more on taxes last year than food, clothing, and healthcare COMBINED
New: Former Twitter security chief tells Congress that company’s leadership is “misleading the public” and that its cybersecurity failures cause “real harm to real people”
The world’s top transgender medical association has a collaboration with a castration fetish website that hosts sadistic child sexual abuse stories
Rapper Eminem tops Billboard’s Hot Christian Songs chart for “gospel” collaboration, calls Jesus his Savior
Just as quickly as they arrived, the Martha’s Vineyard immigrants have been politely kicked off the island by the inclusive-and-tolerant rich white liberals
Scientists say most people can now treat COVID basically like the seasonal flu, just in case you haven’t been doing that already for 2.5 years
A homeless Portland woman broke into the house of a special-needs child, slept in the child’s bed, assaulted the mother… and city officials dropped all charges against her and let her out on $0 bail
Watch: Emperor Trudeau belts out “Bohemian Rhapsody” while in London for Queen Elizabeth’s funeral
THE HECK? FBI whistleblowers say agents are being pulled from “child sex abuse cases” to investigate “domestic violent extremism”
GET REKT: World Economic Forum says “COVID-19 was the test of social responsibility”
NBC’s TODAY is confusing me … they celebrate this new report that babies in the womb can react to flavor, but also say abortion is good
Watch: Climate cultist sets himself on fire at Roger Federer’s last ever tennis match, chickens out when he realizes fire is hot
New Jersey Department of Education threatens teachers with discipline if they refuse to teach children about anal sex.
Anyone caught listening to K-pop in North Korea will now get 15 years in a hard labor camp
Man Of The People: Tucker Carlson delivers surprise eulogy for Sonny Berger, founder of the Hell’s Angels biker gang
These woke white women pay for dinner parties where they get scolded by a black woman. Let me break down the video.
Biden just tried to introduce Rep. Jackie Walorski at a White House event. Jackie was killed in August and Joe issued a statement mourning her death.
Kamala in SOUTH Korea: “The United States shares a very important relationship, which is an alliance with the Republic of NORTH Korea.”
The Biden administration is scaling back its student loan forgiveness plans amid lawsuits
OCTOBER
Pelosi really said red states should let illegal immigrants stay to “pick the crops”
Stacey Abrams just lost a major lawsuit to advance her 4-year-long conspiracy theory that the 2018 Georgia governor’s election was stolen from her
The UN’s Global Communications director brags they “own the science” over partnership with Google on climate change
Joe Biden reportedly told Al Sharpton that, yes, he is going to run again in 2024
Remember when the media went BALLISTIC cuz Melania Trump wore stilettos to tour hurricane damage? Yeah, here’s Jill Biden en route to Florida.
Watch: Joe Biden throws it in reverse, awkwardly backs away from reporters asking questions
Blake Maters utterly destroyed Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the debate last night: “If that’s the best you can do, I respectfully request you resign!”
PayPal’s new terms allow the company to confiscate up to $2,500 from your account if it finds you guilty of spreading “misinformation”
PayPal reverses plan to fine users $2,500 for “misinformation,” claims announcement “went out in error”
A TON of blue checks didn’t realize this was a joke making fun of Biden
Democrat officials in Colorado “incorrectly” sent out 30,000 voter registration postcards to noncitizen and I’m sure it was just an honest mistake
Obama FBI offered Christopher Steele $1 million if he could provide evidence to corroborate the Steele Dossier against Trump
These fishermen are facing felony charges in Ohio after cheating in a tournament by adding lead weights to their catch
Watch: The folks over at MSNBC really have no idea how they’re going to live on this earth with Republicans
Can’t help himself: Biden touches and makes inappropriate comments to another obviously uncomfortable young lady
Biden with a face full of ice cream: “The economy is strong as h*ll”
Boston University researchers have created a mutant Covid strain with an 80% kill rate in mice because we learned nothing from the pandemic
Biden had so many weird moments in a speech today that I had to create this breakdown for y’all to wrap your heads around it.
This week, the CDC is expected to make the Covid jab MANDATORY for kids to attend school. Listen to Tucker’s breakdown of what this means.
“Count kid! Count!” Joe Biden bites the head off reporter for pointing out that Dems don’t want to campaign with him
New study rates woke US military as “weak,” says it no longer has the ability to win a “single major regional conflict”
Xi Jinping just had his predecessor Hu Jintao hauled out of the CCP summit on live TV
Liz Cheney says if Trump wins the GOP nomination “the party will splinter and there will be a new conservative party that rises”
The Border Patrol has encountered nearly 100 individuals on the Terrorist Watch List this year alone. How many do you think it missed?
TIME says Twitter employees have written a stern letter to protest Elon’s plan to fire 75% of them
Home prices are plummeting at the fastest rate ever. Still think we’re not in a recession?
Pennsylvania’s acting secretary of state is already warning us that it might take a while to count all the votes
Apparently the mayor of El Paso was contacted by the White House and told not to declare an emergency on the border
These 2 legends tricked the news media outside Twitter HQ into believing they were just fired by Elon Musk and it was simply gorgeous
Biden: “Fetterman is everything that he appears to be”
The Atlantic is proposing “Pandemic Amnesty” where we forgive and forget the Covid tyranny. I have another idea.
NOVEMBER
Jesse Kelly asked his followers for their Covid lockdown stories and they replies are tragic and heartbreaking
A theatre troupe in England tried to recreate Romeo & Juliet as a non-binary romance set in Nazi Germany and it went over just as well as you’d expect
Read this A+ megathread of the CDC’s recent failures and why the agency has to be shut down
WaPo says asking for evidence in the Pelosi-hammer-bro attack makes you a conspiracy nut
Watch: American flags behind Fetterman blow over to the ground as soon as he says Obama was “100% sedition free”
The moon is going to turn blood-red on Election Day, which, I mean, that just seems overly cruel to Democrats, I’m sorry
Oculus founder invents lethal virtual reality headset: “You die in the game, you die for real.”
Watch: Right on cue, a bunch of voting machines are down in Arizona and it isn’t even lunchtime
A red wave turned into a purple puddle, thanks to an orange man
KFC Germany had to apologize after it sent out a promotion to commemorate the anniversary of Nazi Kristallnacht
Biden loses another round to the teleprompter
A new study shows that hundreds of minors are having their breasts cut off in “gender affirming” surgeries each year
The federal government says a major food sanitation company has been using child labor to clean slaughterhouses throughout the midwest
The US national soccer team just replaced the American flag colors on their jersey with the Pride flag…
NBC has suspended the journalist whose report on the Paul Pelosi attack directly contradicted claims by law enforcement
Watch: Christopher Wray dodges question about whether or not FBI agents disguised as Trump supporters were in the Capitol on J6 before the doors were open
Zuby asked Twitter for the “silliest, least scientific” pandemic policies and the replies are perfect
Hey, you guys! The Goonies house is up for sale
New study shows that destroying art decreases support for addressing climate change
This mom read a pornographic book available at her kid’s school to the school board and they got upset because a child was in the room
CBS News is reporting the Hunter Biden laptop was real. You know, TWO YEARS after conservative outlets reported the same.
Hollywood reboots are getting so crazy that they’re rebooting Harrison Ford by de-aging him in the new Indiana Jones movie
World Cup fans have decided that the LOSER of the England vs USA game has to keep James Corden
This man threw bricks at a NYC gay bar and liberals blamed it on right-wing bigotry. Turns out the guy is… well, you know.
Elon Musk held a vote to give amnesty to banned accounts, but now the media that cares oh so much about democracy is warning that democracy and free speech will kill people
Justin Trudeau appears on drag race show, says society needs to “move beyond ‘tolerate’ and start embracing” drag queens
Alex Jones is apparently releasing a new whiskey called “Conspiracy” in the next few weeks
China’s dictators are flooding Twitter with porn bots to try to hide videos of mass protests across the nation
“The View” host laments Balenciaga exploiting children in sexualized ads because it “plays into the hands of conservatives warning about pedos
The monastic life ain’t what it used to be, folks
DECEMBER
Kanye West to Alex Jones: “I see good things about Hitler, also. Every human being has value that they brought to the table, ESPECIALLY Hitler.”
The European Unions spent $400,000 on a metaverse party which attracted a total of 6 people
Reminder: Joe Biden has repeatedly denied the existence and legitimacy of Hunter Biden’s laptop from hell
Scientists are out here trying to deny the lived experiences of millions of men who’ve suffered from the flu
We have now entered the Pikachu TikTok-dance portion of the Ukraine war
War Walrus John Bolton is thinking about running against Trump in 2024
Jennifer Lawrence says there were no female action heroes before she did “The Hunger Games” so please take a moment to mourn for Sigourney Weaver who apparently never existed
This is a real photo of the women in the Capitol Press corps. Sometimes the memes make themselves
Watch: New Zealand police forcibly remove sick baby from parents’ custody after denying family’s request to use unvaccinated blood in transfusion
Watch: Russian state media is laughing at us for trading Brittney Griner for the Merchant of Death
Airlines are looking to solve the pilot labor shortage by asking the government to allow planes to fly with just one pilot and how about NO
Navy SEAL Chris Beck became famous for transitioning. He now says it “destroyed my life” and that Americans need to “wake up” and protect kids.
Huge: We just made a massive leap toward “clean, limitless” nuclear fusion as scientists achieve net energy gain
CNN: Families are spending nearly $400 more per months to buy the same essentials they bought last year
Reports show that very little of the aid sent from the United States and Europe to Ukraine is getting to its intended recipients, including weapons.
Emails show the CDC secretly met with anti-gun activists before quietly removing self-defense statistics from its gun-violence reports
Nothing to see here, just Bill Gates explaining how we need to lower the population of earth to save the planet
Jeffrey Epstein victim claims to have copies of sex tapes the pedo secretly made of his famous friends with trafficked girls
This Democrat strategist just tweeted a badly photoshopped picture of Joe Biden that makes the president appear younger
Report: The US government paid Twitter millions of dollars so it could censor information. For real.
This guy made a parody of the Twitter Files where Twitter colluded with Satan and I am afraid of how close it is to reality
Canada’s chief public health officer did a PSA with Mrs. Claus to tell all the good little boys and girls to get the Covid shot
Kentucky police respond to a report of indecent exposure but it just ended up being a Christmas tribute to the great Cousin Eddie
We here at Not the Bee join Nancy Pelosi in wishing all of you a happy and blessed Schwanza!
Absolute chaos is unfolding in Paris on Christmas Eve as Kurdish rioters destroy property in response to a triple homicide
Elon: “To be totally frank, almost every conspiracy theory that people had about Twitter turned out to be true.”
This mad lad claims Bitcoin farming saved the Texas energy grid during this latest cold snap and I thought he was crazy but now I believe him
LEGO just released a set based on a gay television show and I kid you not they labeled one of the gay men a groomer
Watch: Actor Tim Robbins goes viral for talking about the hatred that grew in society because of Covid lockdowns and mandates
MSNBC contributor says she’s “shocked and appalled” that her teenager and 22-year-old don’t want to get continual Covid boosters
NC State Football Announcer Fired For Referring To “Illegal Aliens” During Broadcast
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